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19 Reasons Adele Needs To Make Her Comeback Now

Fank you very much.

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It's been more than four years since Adele released an album. FOUR. YEARS.

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And ALMOST A YEAR since she teased us with this.

Bye bye 25... See you again later in the year x

But 2014 came and went with no new Adele.

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And now we're nearly a quarter of the way through 2015, and STILL no new Adele.

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WHAT'S THE DEAL? WHERE ARE YOU ADELE?! WE NEED YOU. And here are a few reasons why. OK, 19 reasons. WHATEVER.

1. First off, 2012's Skyfall only held us over for, like, maybe a year.

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And our ears just really need some new music, right?

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2. We also need to experience the joy of this laugh-cackle hybrid again.

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3. "Fanks" needs to make a comeback, too.

4. And it's just not OK that when you Google image search "Adele," Adele Dazeem GIFs come up.

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5. Or that Pitbull and a song called "Trap Queen" are in the Billboard top 10 right now.

Which, like, OK, but you're not Adele!
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Which, like, OK, but you're not Adele!

6. Plus, it's been THREE years since she graced the cover of Vogue. Time for another!

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7. We've also gone a full TWO awards seasons without Adele blessing the red carpet with her presence.

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This was 2013, people!

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8. The only person who should beat Beyoncé for a Grammy is Adele. Sorry, Beck.

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9. And, guys, we still don't know what she screamed at Chris Brown here!

Best guess is, "You know what you did!"
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Best guess is, "You know what you did!"

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10. We also still have no clue what it means to set fire to the rain.

11. Come on, we need more Adele reaction faces in our lives.

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Jennifer Lawrence doesn't even pull faces like this.

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12. We need more wacky Adele poses, too!

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13. And when was the last time you remember hearing a dirty word come out of this mouth?

14. Or remember seeing Adele dance? Adancing, if you will.

15. We just need to experience the majesty of a live Adele performance again.

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16. We haven't heard any music since Adele became happily coupled.

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Or a mom!

Look at these stunning pieces my friend @LA_VERNEUK made me! That's my handwriting! So personal, so clever x

17. Even Kelly Clarkson is desperate for new Adele music.

@OfficialAdele that's awesome BUT I need new music from you :) Pretty please! U can sing about Simon, your kiddo, really anything you want!

18. Plus, there's maybe a Lady Gaga duet on the new album and we want to hear it.

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19. And, let's be honest, we could all just use a really good cry.

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COME BACK ADELE, WE'RE BEGGING YOU.