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    17 Thoughts Every Woman Has While Trying To Poop In A Public Restroom

    If you're a dude, you don't want to read this...

    1.

    Uh oh...

    2.

    Please let the bathroom be empty, please let the bathroom be empty!

    3.

    What's the TP situation in here?

    4.

    Oh no! Someone's coming in!

    5.

    Not sure how long I can hold this...

    6.

    Great! Their toilet is flushing! Quick, get some sounds out before it gets quiet again!

    7.

    Thank God, they are gone…back to business…

    8.

    What?! Someone else coming in? Come on!

    9.

    Why aren't they flushing?

    10.

    Oh I see, a stand off…well sit off...

    11.

    I was here first I'm not leaving...

    12.

    Maybe if I cough and make noise they will leave...

    13.

    Fine! I'll go!

    14.

    I will take my time fixing my hair though, just so she has to sweat it out.

    15.

    I wonder if anyone noticed I was gone for so long?

    16.

    I better make something up...

    17.

    Had to use the restroom downstairs…perfect!