2. In the ’90s she was a glamorous purple lamé wearing backup singer — who was there to wish you a happy birthday.
3. She also might have been hooking up with Chuck E.
7. “I will see you in your dreams!”
(Obviously eyes Photoshopped to emphasize terror.)
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀