2. In the ’90s she was a glamorous purple lamé wearing backup singer — who was there to wish you a happy birthday.
3. She also might have been hooking up with Chuck E.
7. “I will see you in your dreams!”
(Obviously eyes Photoshopped to emphasize terror.)
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.