2. In the ’90s she was a glamorous purple lamé wearing backup singer — who was there to wish you a happy birthday.
3. She also might have been hooking up with Chuck E.
7. “I will see you in your dreams!”
(Obviously eyes Photoshopped to emphasize terror.)
- Hillary Clinton's campaign manager accused Russia of backing a leak of Democratic party emails to secretly help Trump's presidential chances.
- Russia won't be banned from the Rio Olympics but its athletes need to pass new anti-doping tests to compete, the IOC ruled.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.