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If you ever felt oh-so-special whenever you ate off plates that looked like these:
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And if you ever drank from glasses that looked like these:
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If you ever had to listen to this soundtrack while on a road trip with your family:
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If you knew his address better than your own:
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If you ever got knocked on the head by one of these while playing with it:
6.
If you ever fought over which one of these guys you would be while playing with your friends:
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If you ever looked forward to just walking up and down the aisles of one of these:
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If you ever walked down this aisle at Toys 'R' Us just for the smell:
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And if this was the first store you ran to whenever you went to the mall:
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If you ever had one of these pixelated little blobs control your life:
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If you ever read these literary classics over and over:
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If you ever ate one of these like a baby bird:
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If you ever watched this music video and sang the lyrics as "Kiss from a rose on a grave":
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If this was ever the first "map" you ever owned:
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If you ever opened a brand-new pack of these and knew that half the joy of them was the smell:
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If you ever enjoyed one of these on a hot summer day:
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If you ever woke up to the blasting alarm sound that came out of one of these:
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If you ever put up with the screeching noise these made just to get online:
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If you ever lost your shit while attending a birthday party here:
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If you ever got a splinter (or several splinters) while playing in one of these:
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If you ever thought you might have a long-lost identical twin after watching this TV show:
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If you ever gave yourself a headache while looking through this:
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If you were ever woken up in the middle of the night by one these:
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If this person was your number-one news source:
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If you ever had this commercial make you want to learn about animals:
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And if you ever had this commercial make you want to learn another language:
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If you ever got creeped out by reading this series:
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If you ever had to put in a second VHS tape in order to finish watching a movie:
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If you ever opened your lunch box and were excited to see one of these inside:
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And if you ever enjoyed one of these as an afternoon snack:
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If you ever used this to create many masterpieces:
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If you ever knew this was the go-to "turn up" CD:
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And if you ever knew this was the go-to family BBQ CD:
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If you ever looked up a movie time in the newspaper:
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If you ever got stressed because you were playing this level:
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If you broke out into a cold sweat because of this scene:
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If you were ever traumatized by this scene:
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If you ever had to deal with how gross these got after playing with one for a few weeks:
39.
If you ever enjoyed the the plasticky smell of these cases:
40.
If you ever feared turning into a human fruit head:
41.
If you ever thought this was the coolest restaurant you could eat at:
42.
If you ever thought one of these T-shirts was the coolest souvenir you could bring back from a family vacation:
43.
If you ever learned more about countries around the world from this song than you did from school:
44.
And if you learned lots of useless trivia because of this TV show:
45.
If this alarm clock represented an entire design aesthetic you wanted:
46.
And if you ever dreamed about owning this bedroom:
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If you ever sang along to this commercial any time it played:
48.
If you ever wanted this neighbor/teacher/life coach in your life:
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If you ever irrationally hated this person for your entire childhood:
50.
And finally, if you ever thought you were going to retire based on your investment in these:
Congratulations! You are officially old — or "vintage," if you prefer (but you probably already knew it).