24 Times Michael Scott From "The Office" Made Us Burst Out Laughing

"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

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7. When he really, really messed up the definition of what it means to be bisexual:

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"There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual."

8. The time he mistook Dunder Mifflin for Hogwarts:

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"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!"

9. When he really didn't think this statement through, but he was so happy we didn't care:


"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parents' dream."

14. When he fell for one of the oldest scams around, but wasn't aware of it:

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"When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"

18. When he unintentionally used this exceptional play on words:


"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

21. When he demonstrated how to (poorly) take off a bra using Dwight as a model:


"Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman's bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks."

24. And finally, when he knew about the hottest pizza spot in all of New York:

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"Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm going to go get me a New York slice."

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