1. Ryan Gosling then:
Looks like a guy someone would be like "Doesn't my friend look like Ryan Gosling?" And you'd be like, "Yeah... I can kinda see it! But like a puffy version."
Now:
OK, now THIS is Ryan Gosling. A return to (jizz-worthy) form.
2. Rami Malek then:
Cute guy. Nice smile. Beautiful gowns.
Now:
Honestly, he looks exactly the same.
3. Diego Luna:
A man of 2007: swoopy bangs, generic striped button up, rocking the whole "I haven't showered in a few days" look.
Now:
A modern day man: Clean, polished, and an open invite to my bed.
4. Chris Hemsworth then:
Giving me Ashley Parker Angel circa 2001 vibes. 😩
Now
Giving me "Damn, he grew up. Wield your big hammer into me, Thor" vibes. 😩
5. Justin Theroux then:
*Tips hat* "G'day, me lady."
Now:
*Drops pants* "Dominate me, daddy."
6. Jon Hamm then:
*Bites lip*
Now:
*Creams jeans*
7. James McAvoy then:
*Purses lips*
Now:
*Purses lips, smiles, extends arm, wiggles finger, and whispers "over here"*
8. Tom Hardy then:
Kinda dirty looking. Still hot.
Now:
Still kinda dirty looking. Still very hot.
9. Michael B. Jordan then:
OK, cute.
Now:
OK, destroy my h***.
10. Jamie Dornan then:
A lot to unpack here.
Now:
A lot to unpack in me.
11. Ryan Reynolds then:
That scarf. Tragic.
Now:
That grey hair. Dad, please.
12. Drake then:
Jimmy from Degrassi got a cute cardigan.
Now:
Aw, Jimmy from Degrassi rub that beard all over my *****.
13. Chris Pine then:
Giving me rush week at Beta Theta Kapta vibes.
Now:
Giving me my friend's dad in high school I secretly wanted to bang vibes.
14. Colin Farrell then:
First reaction: eeee-yikes.
Now:
First reaction: That hair is quite vertical.
15. John Krasinski then:
Aw, he dressed himself.
Now:
Aw, they got him a stylist.
16. Jake Gyllenhaal then:
Kinda rough, NGL. Yeesh.
Now:
Kinda perfect, NGL. Yum-may.
17. Orlando Bloom then:
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
Now:
Wait, when did he get blonde hair?
18. John Legend then:
He's looking a bit shiny.
Now:
This questionable shininess is gone, he's just hot now.
19. Joe Jonas then:
He is hobbit-like.
He is sepia and doused in baby oil and I don't even mind.
