1. That you could totally beat Legends of the Hidden Temple. Viacom The truth: You knew you couldn't and if you were actually on it you would probably crap your pants the moment a Temple Guard grabbed you. 2. That purple or green ketchup was cool. Getty Images The truth: You knew that color was off-putting, especially green — that looked like Slimer's diarrhea. 3. That you wouldn't fight with your siblings over which movie to rent when you guys would go to Blockbuster. David Friedman / Getty Images The truth: Um, the minute you couldn't agree it was game over and the drama ensued. 4. That The Return of Jafar... Disney 5. ...and The Lion King II: Simba's Pride were as good as the originals. Disney The truth: You knew they weren't! If they had been they would've been released into theaters (see: Toy Story 2). 6. That one day you'd be able to press down all the colors at once. rhinestonearmadillo.typepad.com The truth: Just looking at it you knew it only had room for one pen color to come out at a time. 7. That your Easy-Bake oven creations tasted gourmet. obsev.com The truth: It tasted like undercooked cake mix...at best. 8. That a handheld TV was a cool way to watch television. tvsets.org The truth: Sure, it probably felt futuristic, but in reality you were just straining your eyes to see a fuzzy image. Also, usually these TVs were only in black and white. 9. That wax lips were fun. orientaltrading.com The truth: It was wax you put on your lips...nothing fun about it. 10. That these were great candy. candywarehouse.com The truth: It tasted like chalk...acidic chalk. 11. That "this time" you wouldn't get shocked or burned when going down the slide at the park. Nostalgia/ instagram.com The truth: Well, you knew there was a 90% chance of that happening. The odds were never in your favor. 12. That playing with slime was worth it. Kevin Tobar / Getty Images The truth: It got everywhere, was a bitch to put back into the can, and smelled weird (leaving your hands with a gross scent, even after you washed them). It also collected a ton of dirt, so it was yucky to play with after a few times using it. 13. That these were the best party favors. orientaltrading.com The truth: These were really just gross, glorified dust-and-other-people's-hair-collectors that left stains on your walls: 14. That this was the coolest music player. Getty Images The truth: It literally played only 30-seconds of a song. All it really was was a keychain. 15. That these tasted good. Nostalgia/ instagram.com The truth: These didn't taste like anything other than wax. 16. That these scooters were the funnest thing about P.E. sports-vega.com The truth: Not by a long shot! Also, 99% of the time you spent on it you were worried about crushing your fingers. 17. That this ice cream was bomb. reddit.com The truth: It was fine, but that wooden spoon thing made it taste like...plywood. 18. That you needed a portable CD player with anti-skip protection. reddit.com The truth: Anti-skip protection NEVER worked. 19. That big colorful erasers were the best. etsy.com The truth: They might have looked nice, but they couldn't erase shit and made everything smudgey. 20. That clackers were a fun way to pass the time if you were bored. amazon.com The truth: These sucked and were annoying AF. You might as well have banged on a pan like a toddler. 21. And finally, that Meredith from The Parent Trap was super hateable. Disney The Truth: LBH, now you probably understand her and realize she is the most relatable character. Also, Hallie and Annie were awful to her!