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19 Unintentionally Inappropriate Kids' Drawings

Kids draw the darndest things. (But mostly phallic shapes.)

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1. These well-endowed scissors:

2. Seems like a rather exciting first day:

3. The hat really isn't helping either:

4. OK, the text is really not helping this one:

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5. They might just be playing hopscotch:

6. I hope this is just a funny drawing and not a cry for help:

7. Maybe we could tell what this is supposed to be if Jesus had been drawn with a beard?

Let's be honest, that wouldn't have helped.
Via nedhardy.com

Let's be honest, that wouldn't have helped.

8. I really hope that's supposed to be a tail:

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9. This could also be a machine gun:

10. So is the girl on the right not wearing any underwear?

11. Hey, it's just a personal back massager:

12. Do you see a lawnmower?

Me either.
Via pophangover.com

Me either.

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13. When you think about it, giraffes are a bit phallic:

Via imgur.com

14. Well, I guess this can work for Mother's Day?

Via imgur.com

15. Um. I sort of see a butterfly:

16. This is just so creepy:

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17. I guess that's one way to put out a fire:

18. If you look closely it does look like a lighthouse:

Ok, you have to believe this is a lighthouse.
Via reddit.com

Ok, you have to believe this is a lighthouse.

19. What kid doesn't want to grow up to be like their parents?

Bonus: Find out what the drawing above really depicts: