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    Jason Bateman’s Truly Cheesy ‘80s Sex Advice PSA

    How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love, the video that attempted to give '80s teenagers the straight talk about sex.

    In 1986, brother & sister duo Jason and Justine Bateman, hosted a video that promised to give teenagers the “straight talk” about sex and intimacy.

    Also, for some reason Ted Danson.

    This video was designed to give you the answers with song, dance and pizzazz. It also featured advice from Dr. Sol Gordon, America’s foremost expert in family and sex education.

    The song, dance and pizzaz all come in the form of the "Initials" songs.

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    We also get to learn about all the different lines guys will use to get you into bed.

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    But, as we find out girls use them to.

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    Really, this video was made so your '80s high school health teacher could roll in the TV cart, pop the video in and then sneak outside to smoke a “Merit” and sip on “Bartles & Jaymes” from a Thermos.