15 Things You'll Totally Understand If You Can't Stand The Kardashians
No, I don't keep up with them.
1. When someone tries to explain the show/family dynamic to you and you just end up way more confused.
"Ummmmm....."
2. Or when someone gives you a full breakdown of the Kardashian-Jenner family tree, and about who's dated who, and you just end up way more confused.
"So Kylie is dating the father of her brother's girlfriend's child?!"
3. Whenever you're waiting in the checkout line at Target and you're literally clueless about all the ~drama~ splattered on the tabloid covers.
"Wait, this seems more complicated to follow than the storyline in Orphan Black."
4. When you hear someone praising them and their accomplishments, and you realize they've actually done a lot more than just that TV show.
"I am surprised they haven't done a movie too."
5. When you’re scrolling through Twitter and realize that every little thing they do is newsworthy, apparently.
"Good for Kim and Kanye, I guess?"
6. When one of them becomes part of a Twitter feud and you're just like, "Um???"
"Why is everyone on my feed weighing in on a fight between strangers?!"
7. When all of sudden everyone seems to have an opinion on something they did or said, and you're just like, "I could give a fuck."
"Why the hell is everyone freaking out over Kim releasing photos on the same night Beyoncé released Lemonade? Can't they both just do their thing?"
8. When someone admits how much money they’ve spent on Kim’s app game and you realize they could've paid your college loans with it.
"Hold on, you spent like REAL money...not like make-believe money you earned in the game?"
9. When someone says “the Kardashians are our royal family,” and you suddenly know the difference between America and the UK.
"I don't follow the lives of the royals either, so I guess that's how they're the same."
10. When your friends ask you which Kardashian you relate to most and you're just like:
"Um, do you even know me? Why would you ask me that?"
11. When you're flipping through the channels and wonder if E! runs the show 24 hours a day...
"Is this just the Kardashian Network now?"
12. ...or how the fuck there are so many spin-offs in different cities.
"How in the hell are they living in all these places at once?"
13. When someone tells that you NEED to follow their Instagrams and you're just thinking, Meh, I barely like following you, why would I follow strangers?
"Um...I only follow friends and family on Insta."
14. Or how you NEED to check them out on Snapchat and you're just thinking, Meh, I never even open your stories, why would I open theirs?
15. And finally, when people accuse you of just being a jealous hater but you’re really not…
...you're just happy not to give two shits.
