1. Making the Warner Bros. Studio Store your first stop whenever you went to the mall:
2. Using the kids door any time you went into Imaginarium — even if you were too big to use it:
3. Almost slicing your fingers off while trying to get one these Disney Read-Along Books open:
4. Clipping this gum onto your pants like a real pager:
5. Being more than a little creeped out by Weinerville.
6. Getting about ONE good play session out of a plastic rainbow Slinky before it got all tangled up:
7. Getting bored while waiting your turn to ride this "merry-go-round" at McDonald's Playland:
8. Getting excited any time you got to take your Disney Polly Pockets with you anywhere:
9. Remembering to wear your seat belts thanks to the kind-of-creepy crash test dummies PSAs:
10. Playing with these dolls and not even batting an eye at the thought that they were quintuplets:
11. Getting your inner-Katniss Everdeen on (before she even existed) while playing with this:
12. Thinking this keychain would actually squirt water like a real Super Soaker:
13. Being pumped whenever you got a Fox Kids Magazine — even though it was just one giant ad:
14. Fighting with your sibling over who got to put the VHS tape into the ~cool~ video rewinder:
15. Begging your parents for your own phone line just so you could get this:
16. Eating ALL the red Flintstones Push-Ups first and being stuck with all the other not-so-great flavors:
17. Wanting to order these blocks 'cause they played the commercial nonstop:
18. Also, making your parents order you a TopsyTail 'cause they played the commercial nonstop:
19. Quickly flipping through a Disney Adventures while waiting in line at supermarket checkout with your parents:
20. Knowing the lyrics to the theme song to American's Funniest Home Videos better than the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled Banner":
21. Hurting the inside of your mouth while chewing on these fake plastic pacifier necklaces:
22. Being very particular about which Spice Girls' Chupa Chups lollipop you got:
23. Getting a toothache from playing with one of these:
24. Stretching your Vac-Man to the point where you can almost feel it tear:
25. Not knowing what the fuck to do with this gooey shit:
26. Unexpectedly learning things from Pop Up Video:
27. Making Barbie wear your shitty designs, that always fit wonky:
28. Collecting your favorite "Got Milk?" ads:
29. Feeling glam after smearing Bath & Body Works' Art Stuff glitter products all over yourself:
30. Feeling cool whenever you carried your money in your wrist fanny pack:
31. Wrapping a Fruit Roll-Up around your finger before eating it:
32. Enjoying these delicious chips that vaguely tasted like pizza...
33. ...and being more than a little grossed out by this ranch dressing that tasted NOTHING like pizza:
34. Ending up cashing in your tickets for a really crappy prize at Chuck E. Cheese's 'cause you didn't feel like saving up your tickets:
35. Feeling fancy whenever you drank out of a Snapple in a glass bottle:
36. Asking your Magic Message Lamp ~important~ life questions:
37. And finally, eating these like a baby bird being fed worms:
