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23 Things All Early '00s Teens Did That'll Make You Say "Guilty Of It!"

Passive-aggressively deleting a friend from your Myspace Top 8? Check!

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4. Making Bath & Body Works your first stop whenever you went to the mall and dousing yourself in one of the scents.

You'd hold off on spraying on perfume at home because you knew you'd be spraying yourself with something oh-so-dreamy smelling from there.


6. Feeling ~edgy~ when you wore your sexually suggestive state tees.

"Everything's bigger in Texas! Get it? Get it?!"


13. Rushing home from school and waiting patiently to see when your crush would log on AIM, and then basically finding an excuse to ping them.

"Oh hey, didn't know if you were online or not. I was just wondering if you remember the chapters we need to read ahead of the quiz tomorrow?"

15. Lying to your parents as to why your computer crashed — even though you knew full well it was a virus from all the illegal music you downloaded off LimeWire.

"Honestly Mom, I have no idea how this happened. All I use it for is doing homework and sending emails."


19. Getting to school and rolling down the waist band of your Soffees about three times to get the perfect short(er) length.

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You had to wait 'cause you knew your parents wouldn't let you walk out the door with your shorts rolled up that high.


21. Spending 10-20 minutes attempting to get the perfect nonchalant messy bun (of course, you acted like it took no effort).

The small things/

"OMG, thanks for saying it looks good. I don't know, I like literally just tossed it together and ran out the door."