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    If You Don't Know These 35 Facts, Then I'm Sorry, You Were Raised Wrong

    Removing someone from your Myspace Top 8 was just a savage move.

    1. That you learned so much about rich people things — like what La Mer Crème de la Mer was — by watching VH1's The Fabulous Life:

    Logo fo The Fabulous Life of Jennifer Lopez episode

    2. That you learned more from VH1's I Love the '80s and I Love the '90s than you ever did from any history class:

    I love the '80s logo set on orange background

    3. That there will never be a more iconic duo than Paris and Nicole:

    Photo of Paris Hilton and Nicole both wearing pink dresses in 2004

    4. That you can't hear a Now That's What I Call Music!...

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    5. ...or the Fired Up! commercial without singing and dancing along:

    Only the real ones will remember this iconic infomercial from our childhood 😂 #firedup #90sbaby #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow

    6. That nothing annoyed you more than the Shirley Temple DVD collection commercial that played every five minutes on Cartoon Network:

    A screen grab of the commercial with Shirley Temple holding a dancer's hand and "Little Miss Broadway" written over her

    7. That there was nothing you wanted more than a VCR and DVD TV combo in your room...

    A Toshiba DVD and VCR combo TV  displaying hot air balloons on the screen

    8. ...and an iMac desktop:

    White iMac desktop

    9. That — even though it made you carsick and you had to strain your eyes to watch it — nothing felt cooler than watching a DVD in the car:

    TV fold down screen between passenger and driver in car

    10. That you can't hear Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi"...

    11. ...or Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle" without screaming out the lyrics:

    12. That the best things about Borders were the gifts and magazines sections:

    Woman touching frames on a display inside Borders

    13. That Mariah Carey's episode of Cribs is one of the most iconic TV episodes of all time:

    Mariah Carey wearing a towel sitting in a tub

    14. And that Charity falling off the bus on MTV's Next is one of the most iconic moments in the history of reality TV:

    Girl falling off steps of a bus

    15. That you loved when Hildi Santo-Tomas was one of the interior designers on Trading Spaces 'cause you knew it would be a messy episode:

    A publicity photo of Hildi Santo-Tomas smiling at the camera

    16. That a brand-new stack of blank CDs felt like endless possibilities:

    Stack CD discs in box isolated

    17. That there was nothing scarier than the first time you downloaded an MP3 from LimeWire, because you thought the FBI was going to break down your door:

    I remember the first illegal download I did I was scared lol #limewire #rip #bunk

    18. And that there was no bigger feeling of triumph than finding a real and good quality MP3 of a new song you wanted on LimeWire:

    A image of the LimeWire page downloading songs

    19. That Abercrombie & Fitch was the most divisive store ever:

    Abercrombie store front inside the mall in the early 2000s

    20. That this wasn't just a design aesthetic, but a whole personality:

    Pink Hello Kitty CD player

    21. That these cameras weren't great and you always thought twice about taking a photo with it 'cause the film for it was pricey:

    Blue Polaroid I-Zone camera

    22. That everyone knew Chappelle's Show quotes, whether they watched the show or not:

    23. That you had to watch Undressed...

    A screenshot for the intro to MTV's Undressed which features a hole in the between un and dressed with a clip of two people undressing in it

    24. ...and Talk Sex with Sue Johanson with one finger on the remote control, in case your parents walked in:

    Sue Johanson sitting a red desk with her hands folded

    25. That the most ambitious crossover event in history wasn't Infinity War, but actually "Lady Marmalade":

    26. That AIM was the greatest way you could talk to your friends:

    27. That nothing caused more drama than when someone messed with who was in their Top 8:

    28. That there was nothing more satisfying than answering your flip phone in a dramatic manner:

    29. That there was no worse feeling than going to Subway and realizing you forgot your Sub Club card:

    Hand holding a Sub Club card with 7 out of 8 stamps on it

    30. That these tasted soooo good that it was worth destroying the inside of your mouth for them:

    The worst move Altoids did was get rid of Tangerine Sours

    31. That this tasted sooo medicinal, but everyone drank it anyway:

    Product shot of Pepsi Blue

    32. That the Honeycomb monster...

    A furry ball with a face standing in a kitchen

    33. ...and the Quiznos rats were absolutely creepy:

    Two rats things performing a song in front of a Quiznos

    34. That nothing could get people onto the dance floor quicker than hearing "Peace up, A-Town...":

    35. And lastly, that nine times out of ten, you'd end up watching way more of the TV Guide Channel than you intended to when checking it:

    Screenshot of TV Guide Channel from 2002