1. That you would get the chance to be the newest addition to the Spice Girls.
2. That you would become an artisan baker after successfully using your Easy Bake Oven for the first time.
3. That you would get the chance to be the next ~hilarious~ woman on All That.
4. That your parents would buy you every Kipling bag along with the color-coordinating accessories.
You needed a bag to look good with EVERY outfit.
5. That you would get selected for the Toys 'R' Us Super Toy Run.
6. Or that you would become BFFs with Amanda Bynes after winning the Nickelodeon Studio Chief for a Day.
7. That you would be a contestant on Slime Time Live and get slimed.
8. That you would find out that you had a long-lost twin in the world and then you became with BFFs them.
It's the No. 1 reason you wanted to go to summer camp.
9. That somehow Jack didn't die at the end of Titanic.
10. That your parents would give you a kick-ass bedroom like Clarissa's...
11. ...or that they would decorate your entire room in Lisa Frank stuff.
12. That your first relationship be as awesome as Cory and Topanga's.
13. That you would find the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
14. That one day you would wake up and have a closet as glorious as Cher's.
IT. WAS. EVERYTHING.
15. That you would get to order every single item that your circled in your Delia's catalog.
"Mom, I like totally need those platform sneakers, that spaghetti strap tank top, and those pants in EVERY color."
16. That you would get the chance to climb the Aggro Crag on Nickelodeon Guts.
17. That your Doodle Bear would be scuff-free and brand new looking every time you used it.
18. That you would get to be a badass Zoom kid who conducts science experiments tells the ultimate knock knock jokes.
19. That you would successfully make a clubhouse as cool as the one in Out of the Box.
20. That you would get the call one day to be a Power Ranger.
21. That you would meet the Dream Phone guys IRL, and then they would fight over you.
22. That you would walk into your classroom one day and find out Mr. Feeny replaced your teacher.
23. That you discovered your cat could talk like Salem from Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.
24. And that one magical Christmas, JTT would show up on your doorstep and passionately make out with you.
