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24 Dreams All '90s Girls Had That Never Came True

You even knew what your Spice Girl name would be.

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1. That you would get the chance to be the newest addition to the Spice Girls.

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'Cause you were all about girl power.

2. That you would become an artisan baker after successfully using your Easy Bake Oven for the first time.

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Really, you were just hoping that it would taste like a real cake.

3. That you would get the chance to be the next ~hilarious~ woman on All That.

You already memorized the entire theme song.
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You already memorized the entire theme song.

4. That your parents would buy you every Kipling bag along with the color-coordinating accessories.

You needed a bag to look good with EVERY outfit.

5. That you would get selected for the Toys 'R' Us Super Toy Run.

You were all about getting ALL the Polly Pockets in the world.
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You were all about getting ALL the Polly Pockets in the world.

6. Or that you would become BFFs with Amanda Bynes after winning the Nickelodeon Studio Chief for a Day.

Because you would totally be running the studio as a 9-year-old.
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Because you would totally be running the studio as a 9-year-old.

7. That you would be a contestant on Slime Time Live and get slimed.

And secretly, you wanted to know what it tasted like.
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And secretly, you wanted to know what it tasted like.

8. That you would find out that you had a long-lost twin in the world and then you became with BFFs them.

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It's the No. 1 reason you wanted to go to summer camp.

9. That somehow Jack didn't die at the end of Titanic.

In your mind, Rose sold the Heart of the Ocean necklace to run away with Jack and live happily ever after.
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In your mind, Rose sold the Heart of the Ocean necklace to run away with Jack and live happily ever after.

10. That your parents would give you a kick-ass bedroom like Clarissa's...

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11. ...or that they would decorate your entire room in Lisa Frank stuff.

All you got were the glow-in-the-dark stickers you put on your ceiling.
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All you got were the glow-in-the-dark stickers you put on your ceiling.

12. That your first relationship be as awesome as Cory and Topanga's.

Let's be honest, was your 6th grade crush really marriage material?
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Let's be honest, was your 6th grade crush really marriage material?

13. That you would find the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.

Hey, this ~could~ maybe still happen.
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Hey, this ~could~ maybe still happen.

14. That one day you would wake up and have a closet as glorious as Cher's.

IT. WAS. EVERYTHING.

15. That you would get to order every single item that your circled in your Delia's catalog.

"Mom, I like totally need those platform sneakers, that spaghetti strap tank top, and those pants in EVERY color."

16. That you would get the chance to climb the Aggro Crag on Nickelodeon Guts.

You felt deep down inside that you could totally beat it.
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You felt deep down inside that you could totally beat it.

17. That your Doodle Bear would be scuff-free and brand new looking every time you used it.

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Why did the marker never wash off?!

18. That you would get to be a badass Zoom kid who conducts science experiments tells the ultimate knock knock jokes.

You even had the bright shirt and overalls ready to go.
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You even had the bright shirt and overalls ready to go.

19. That you would successfully make a clubhouse as cool as the one in Out of the Box.

Because building a 1,500 square foot house out of cardboard boxes didn't seem that hard.
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Because building a 1,500 square foot house out of cardboard boxes didn't seem that hard.

20. That you would get the call one day to be a Power Ranger.

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Because you knew the secret to defeating Rita Repulsa.

21. That you would meet the Dream Phone guys IRL, and then they would fight over you.

Because there was nothing weird about a couple of 20-year-old guys fighting for your love.
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Because there was nothing weird about a couple of 20-year-old guys fighting for your love.

22. That you would walk into your classroom one day and find out Mr. Feeny replaced your teacher.

Literally, that would have been the best thing ever.
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Literally, that would have been the best thing ever.

23. That you discovered your cat could talk like Salem from Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.

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Because you needed that type of sass in your life.

24. And that one magical Christmas, JTT would show up on your doorstep and passionately make out with you.

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And yes, you're still waiting for that moment to happen.

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