1.
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride was not a good sequel. Like, it sucked.
2.
These were the worst music players ever:
3.
Furbies were more creepy than cool. They are dark-sided.
4.
Angelica was the best thing about Rugrats.
5.
Also, Doug was better than Rugrats.
6.
And Hey Arnold! was the best Nick Toon, period.
7.
Snapple tasted better when it came in glass bottles.
8.
Pizza rolls are WAY better than pizza bagels.
9.
And French bread pizza is better than both pizza rolls and pizza bagels.
10.
Batman & Robin gets way too much hate! It's actually a really fun movie.
11.
Gak was not that fun to play with, and it got gross after like two plays.
12.
Robot animals were actually pretty boring. They did nothing!
13.
Face was not cute. Face was actually terrifying.
14.
Purple ketchup tasted exactly the same as regular ketchup.
15.
Animaniacs was better than Tiny Toon Adventures.
16.
The real fun in playing The Sims was designing the house and the characters; the rest was boring.
18.
Ross and Rachel were exhausting and truly never needed to get back together.
19.
The Spice Girls are more iconic than the Beatles.
20.
"Say You'll Be There" is the best Spice Girls song.
21.
These slides at Discovery Zone were more painful than actually fun. My butt hurts just looking at it.
22.
Going to the video store and just wandering the aisles, then renting a movie just based on the cover, was a satisfying experience.
23.
Home Alone 2 is better than the original.
24.
It was impossible to do any Home Alone trick with a Talkboy.
25.
Tamagotchis were actually not fun. Like, not fun at all.
26.
Inflatable furniture was awful — like, the most uncomfortable thing ever.
27.
No computer design will ever look as good as the first iMac.
28.
And no game system design will ever look as good as the see-through N64.
29.
Using LimeWire was always stressful; all you could think as you were using it was, Is this the time I get caught and the FBI comes to my house?
30.
These were actually disgusting, gross germ collectors.
31.
School pizza was disgusting.
32.
The Backstreet Boys were actually better than NSYNC.
33.
JC Chasez should have been more famous than Justin Timberlake. He had, by far, the best voice in that group.
34.
Topanga should not have given up going to college for Cory.
35.
And last but not least, Meredith was not the villain of The Parent Trap.
