Behold, the 1970 Barbie catalog, which was basically just a visual trip into the colorful and groovy world of early 1970s Barbie. Via Flickr: wishbook 1. "It's Living Skipper" looks like the type of doll a parent would want to give their kid if they wanted to scar them for life. Via Flickr: wishbook Look at those eyes. They basically say, "I'm going to kill you while you sleep." Via Flickr: wishbook 2. Equally as freaky is "Living Barbie," who basically, even for a doll, manages to look dead in the eyes. Via Flickr: wishbook 3. But she does have "pretty elbows that bend in beauty," you know, unlike the way your ugly elbows bend disgustingly. Via Flickr: wishbook 4. This "Flower Wower" dress appears to be for the Barbie who is trying to keep her pregnancy secret. Via Flickr: wishbook I guess Ken might not be the father. 5. "Sassy Skipper" sounds like code for "bad girl Skipper." Via Flickr: wishbook 6. For those who can't deal with the playful fashions of "Sassy Skipper," there was "Classy Skipper." Via Flickr: wishbook 7. It's nice of Barbie to stick all the ugly clothes on her friend Casey. Via Flickr: wishbook 8. Of course, Ken had his share of fugly and kinda creepy late '60s fashion too, like the "Guruvy Formal" outfit (aka the Ken who was smoking a lot of pot). Via Flickr: wishbook 9. Ken's clothes also fit his new "buddy," Brad. ~wink, wink~ Via Flickr: wishbook 10. Also, good news! The new Ken doll now comes with bendable legs! ~wink, wink~ Via Flickr: wishbook 11. Obviously Barbie's interior decorator (probably Ken) was tripping when he decorated her new pad in psychedelic colors. Via Flickr: wishbook 12. Nothing more appealing than these Children of the Corn–looking dolls. Via Flickr: wishbook Seriously, what little girl wouldn't want to play with a doll with a face like that? Well, that bear's face says it all.