1. This year, kids who start high school in the fall will have been born in the year 2006. YUP, 2006!!!
2. Which means "Hey Ya!" was a song from before they were born.
3. It also means that since birth, they've lived in a world where The Office...
4. ...and Facebook have always existed.
5. Destiny's Child has never released new music in their lifetime. To them, Beyoncé has always been a solo act.
6. While NSYNC was never a band in their lifetime.
7. And they also have NO idea who NSYNC is...
8. ...or what floppy disks are...
9. ...or what Myspace is.
10. To them, an iPod might as well be a boomer gadget.
11. And a phone book is something they can't even wrap their heads around.
12. In fact, to kids today, the Killers are considered "classic rock."
13. And so is Blink-182.
14. Speaking of things that would probably be considered "classic rock": Both Oasis's (What's the Story) Morning Glory? and No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom are turning 25 this year!
15. While Britney Spears' music now gets played on the oldies station. ON THE OLDIES STATION.
Britney Spears just played on the oldies station. Where do I apply for my AARP card?