1. When you spend 13 hours lounging around and somehow feel even more exhausted:
2. When you're trying to budget and save money, but then have a "treat yo' self" moment when your direct deposit hits:
3. When you're trying to budget by making your own meals but are too lazy to cook:
4. When you're just feeling petty AF:
5. When you feel like getting a little (aka a lot of) immediate validation from Instagram and this happens:
6. When you have the best of intentions, but your couch beckons you instead:
7. When you all of a sudden start NOT wanting to go out at what you once thought were reasonable hours:
8. When your bank account decides your Friday night plans for you:
9. When have no choice but to take an Uber with a 3.0x surge rate and this happens:
10. When you start panicking thinking you texted something that can be misconstrued to your crush:
11. When you realize you don't have enough money in your bank account to pay for your snack/dinner:
12. When you and your fuck buddy get into a fight, and you need to pull out the receipts:
13. When you're still in the middle of pregaming and someone yells "The Uber is here!":
14. When you come home from a wild night out and are trying not to wake up your roommates:
15. When you realize you can't drink like you did in college anymore:
16. When your roommate accidentally forgets to do something:
17. When you binge-watch Chopped and The Great British Bake Off and now think you're gourmet:
18. When you call your parents for some quick advice and instead it turns into a 30-minute call about everything you're doing wrong in life:
19. When you literally put on a happy face:
20. When you promise yourself that you're going to be responsible and this happens:
21. When you have those awkward moments during which you wish you could wear a sign that says "I am not here to make friends":
22. When you go home to visit your parents, and they seem less than enthusiastic:
23. When you go out on a work night and start thinking about your life choices:
24. When you’re trying to get the MOST out of your money ‘cause you're broke AF:
25. When you realize you have more money in your bank account than you thought:
26. When you scroll through Facebook and feel like you're in a way different place in life than some of your high school and college friends:
27. And finally, when someone asks you how you're doing:
