25 Things You'll Only See In Florida

Oh Florida, never stop being you.

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1. This store name that manages to be both racist and sexually suggestive:

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2. This golf cart-driving senior citizen, who clearly thinks this freeway is part of his retirement community:

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3. This classy mailbox of a manatee dressed up like Elvis:

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4. This giant lobster having sex with a Volkswagen Beetle:

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5. This couple that isn't afraid to buck conventionalism:

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6. This Lamborghini on hydraulics:

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7. This truck that just wants to be a convertible:

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8. This father who took out a sign to let the world (or Florida) know just how much he loves his daughter:

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9. This elegant homemade bumper sticker:

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~ pins on Pinterest board ~

10. This summer-ready wheelchair:

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11. This woman, whose parents are probably regretting they gave her that name:

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12. This spray painted outline of road kill:

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It's borderline art, TBH.

13. This lounge, which offers way more than just karaoke:

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14. This decal on the side of this giant BBQ grill:

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15. This twist on turducken:

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16. This towing truck company with a very punny name:

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17. This very important newsflash:

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18. This boat car, 'cause why have a separate boat and car?

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19. This practical and understated bicycle:

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20. This refined lingerie shop that is also a great place to do your Mother's Day shopping at:

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"Here Mom, enjoy these crotchless panties."

21. These oh-so-tempting shots:

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22. This terrifying warning sign:

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23. This sign terrifying mental image:

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24. This important warning:

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25. And finally, this sign that reminds everyone that Florida is Heaven's waiting room:

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