23 Signs You Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls"
Put on your sexiest nightgown, grab a slice of cheesecake, and read along.
1. You always give the best dating advice to your friends.
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2. You know how to throw a powerful stink eye...
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3. ...and an even more powerful come-hither eye.
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4. You're not afraid to try new things.
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5. You. Never. Ever. Look. Bad.
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6. Even at the gym.
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7. And sometimes, you know you look so good that you need to go back to the mirror for a second look -- or a third.
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8. Occasionally it seems your good looks are holding you back.
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9. You know how to work your best features.
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10. You've got your priorities straight.
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11. When it comes to dating, you're a natural flirt that isn't afraid to go after what you want.
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12. You're pretty much always the most fabulous person at the party.
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13. You tend to get a little worked up.
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14. You know how to take a compliment.
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15. Comebacks?
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Yup, you've got them down.
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16. You've also got shade down to an art form.
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17. Even your nightmares are sexy!
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18. Underwear? Nope. Not really your thing.
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19. You know deep down that your friends are kinda envious when they hear about your sexual escapades.
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20. But you're also always there to hear about theirs.
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21. You never have a boring night at home.
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22. You know that there is nothing that a slice of cheesecake can't solve.
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23. But most importantly, you know the power of a good strut!
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