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When you pull into the mall parking lot and you can already tell it's going to be one of those days:
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When you just want your 15 minute break:
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When it couldn't be more clear that you work there, but this still happens:
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When it's 8:58 p.m. and this happens:
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And the joy when they're denied:
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When you know the only thing in the stockroom is dust:
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When a customer thinks you're lying when you say "everything we have is out":
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When there is no way in hell you're clocking back in:
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When a customer fully knows they're wrong but still does this:
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When your customer service accidentally opens up a Pandora's box:
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When a customer decides to "I don't know her" you and it backfires on them:
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When you LOL internally at this threat:
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When this becomes the mantra that keeps you sane:
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When you spend an hour fixing your section only to have a customer destroy it in 30 seconds:
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When you hear this joke 35 times a day:
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When you start to wonder if customers are bringing merchandise from other stores:
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When you have this common exchange at the register:
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This very accurate graph:
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When a customer thinks spending $50 allows them to VIP treatment:
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When you've been working so many days straight that your brain can't even process a simple greeting:
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When everyone calls out sick on the weekend:
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When you finally reach your breaking point and do this mic drop:
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And finally, when you've listened to that same Christmas soundtrack all day:
