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21 Vintage Clown Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

Reminder: Clowns have always been horrifying.

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1. OMG, everything about this photo!!!

2. This baby’s face says it all.

3. Yeah, these two look like they're up to no good.

4. Don't let the puppy and the funky '70s clothes fool you, he is pure evil.

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5. "You laughing at me? You laughing to me? Well I'm the only one here."

6. This has to be Leatherface dressed up as clown cosplay.

7. "Be mine forever, Billy," the clown creepily whispered.

8. What demented parade is this clown participating in?

Those kids in the back were wise to stay far away.
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Those kids in the back were wise to stay far away.

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9. Wait, is this what the clowns look like on the Planet of the Apes?

10. "Welcome to our circus -- just so you know, you'll never leave."

11. Did this clown do his makeup without a mirror while riding on a horse?

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12. This poor little girl is wondering why there is clown OD'ing on helium next to her.

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13. Um. WTF is that?

14. This clown is staring into your soul.

15. Nope. Nope. NOPE.

16. This clown is something out of Tim Burton's dreams.

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17. This truly is a nightmare before Christmas.

18. LJDKFJSLSDSJFSLDJFkas;ffdkflj.

*pees pants*
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*pees pants*

19. "Please, drink from this stein. I promise there is nothing wrong with it."

20. This clown will definitely haunt your dreams!

21. Did you know Ryan Seacrest was a clown during the early 1900s?

So scary.
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So scary.