21 Hilariously Awful Christmas Cake Fails
What would a holiday party be without at least one creepy looking Santa cake?!
Santa looks both very drunk and constipated:
I don't know if this is supposed to be a passed out drunken Santa or a turkey in Santa drag?
A decapitated Mickey Mouse swimming in his own blood is an interesting design choice for the holidays:
Make up your mind, are we supposed to be merry or not?
Gross, who builds a snowman out of yellow snow (aka peed on snow)?
I admire that this decorator who thought, "Fuck it, I'll turn this Valentine's Day heart mold upside down and no one will be able to tell it isn't a tree!"
The ghost of Santa looks worried:
Wow, Santa really let himself go:
This yule log looks like a different kind of log:
I'm glad they put a warning, but really, who in the hell decorates a cake with real Christmas lightbulbs?!
This Christmas lightbulb decorated cake doesn't even need a warning, that demented-looking reindeer is reason enough not to eat the cake:
This cake is clearly having a holiday identity crisis:
This is just too depressing for words:
A "merry hoohoo" to you too?!
Is this supposed to be a pissed off cat wearing a Santa hat?
Yikes! This is like a gingerbread man you would see during an acid-trip come to life:
I see the Cowardly Lion and a sad Snowman with pubes:
This Grinch looks more like a knock-off Oscar the Grouch wearing a red beret:
It looks like there was room for both messages:
Jeez, this creepy gingerbread man looks like it is straight out Tim Burton's nightmare:
Speaking of nightmare, this cake will definitely haunt your dreams for years:
Merry Christmas and sleep tight!
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!