1. Santa looks both very drunk and constipated: Via cakewrecks.com 2. I don't know if this is supposed to be a passed out drunken Santa or a turkey in Santa drag? Via parentdish.co.uk 3. A decapitated Mickey Mouse swimming in his own blood is an interesting design choice for the holidays: Via cakewrecks.com 4. Make up your mind, are we supposed to be merry or not? Via parentdish.co.uk!slide=aol_3054465 5. Gross, who builds a snowman out of yellow snow (aka peed on snow)? Via ctpost.com 6. I admire that this decorator who thought, "Fuck it, I'll turn this Valentine's Day heart mold upside down and no one will be able to tell it isn't a tree!" Via ctpost.com 7. The ghost of Santa looks worried: Via parentdish.co.uk!fullscreen&slide=aol_1004920 8. Wow, Santa really let himself go: Via confessionsofaholidayjunkie.blogspot.com 9. This yule log looks like a different kind of log: Via cakewrecks.com 10. I'm glad they put a warning, but really, who in the hell decorates a cake with real Christmas lightbulbs?! Via cakewrecks.com 11. This Christmas lightbulb decorated cake doesn't even need a warning, that demented-looking reindeer is reason enough not to eat the cake: Via cakewrecks.com 12. This cake is clearly having a holiday identity crisis: Via cakewrecks.com Or maybe it's trying to be a Chrismukkah cake? 13. This is just too depressing for words: Via parentdish.co.uk!slide=aol_1004918 Why is it crying? WHY??? 14. A "merry hoohoo" to you too?! Via cakewrecks.com 15. Is this supposed to be a pissed off cat wearing a Santa hat? Via cakewrecks.com 16. Yikes! This is like a gingerbread man you would see during an acid-trip come to life: Via cakewrecks.com 17. I see the Cowardly Lion and a sad Snowman with pubes: Via cakewrecks.com 18. This Grinch looks more like a knock-off Oscar the Grouch wearing a red beret: Via confessionsofaholidayjunkie.blogspot.com 19. It looks like there was room for both messages: Via pleated-jeans.com 20. Jeez, this creepy gingerbread man looks like it is straight out Tim Burton's nightmare: Via cakewrecks.com 21. Speaking of nightmare, this cake will definitely haunt your dreams for years: Via cakewrecks.com Merry Christmas and sleep tight!