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20 Halloween Costumes That Will Destroy Your Childhood

Because we really don't need to see a "sexy" Beetlejuice. Also, BRB, weeping in the corner for my childhood.

1. The Force is weak for this creepy Yoda costume:

2. If you ever had a thing for Cabbage Patch Dolls:

3. If you've got a fetish for a certain mouse, then this costume is for you.

4. Yup, even Pluto got an unnecessary sexified makeover:

5. Yeah, bet you didn't even know a "sexy" Mogwai from Gremlins could be a thing:

6. This costume, sadly, does take us to infinity...and beyond:

7. The perfect costumes for anyone who writes erotic Bert and Ernie fanfic:

8. NOPE.

9. Oh come on, Patrick is, like, the MOST asexual character ever!

10. I'm pretty sure this might have been something one of those impostor Waldos wore in a Where's Waldo?

11. Nobody saw Beetlejuice and thought, Mmmmm... Beetlejuice is HOT!

12. Maybe there are some gamers out there who picture Sonic looking like this?

13. This Gumby costume looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever:

14. This really is an anti-Wednesday Addams costume:

15. Is this a Strawberry Shortcake or Katy Perry costume?

16. By the look on Rosie's decapitated head (which is being used as a purse), she does not approve of this costume:

17. Well, I guess we're lucky Dan Aykroyd didn't wear this costume in Ghostbusters.

18. You're a vile costume, Mr. Grinch:

19. It looks like Barney is literally throwing up over this costume:

20. And this Elmo skin costume, that can double as a gimp outfit.