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    19 Tweets That Will Make Any Target Addict LOL

    I think we can all agree that Target's motto should be: "Leave with everything BUT what you actually came in for."

    1. When you realize going into a Target is a lot like gambling — you're unsure of the outcome and you know you'll lose money:

    i never know what's going to happen when i go into Target. will i be there for 5 minutes?? 5 hours?? will i spend $5?? $500??? who knows

    2. When you walk into a Target and immediately feel like you just drank a Red Bull:

    I get an endorphin rush walking into @Target every single time! #targetaddict

    3. When that direct deposit hits and you go to Target before you've even paid your bills:

    #YouInDangerGirl #TargetProblems @Target

    4. When you shop there so much that you're on a first name basis with the employees:

    When you go to Target and they say nice to see you again. You know you have a problem. #TargetAddict #ConfessionsOfATargetShopper 😳

    5. Or when you're at Target so often that you don't want the employees to think of you as a "regular" there:

    Switching registers at Target so that you don't get the same cashier as you did yesterday #targetaddict

    6. When the Dollar Spot ends up not really being a bargain:

    When you walk into Target and you end up spending $40 in just the $1 & $3 section #targetproblems

    7. When you can't even remember the last time you didn't overspend there:

    Made it out of @Target today spending less than $15. Think it's been about 4 years since I've done that. #targetproblems

    8. When you know that the best way to reward yourself for not overspending at Target is to treat yourself to something(s) at Target:

    I actually made it out of target with only the item I went in for, I think I should reward myself. By going to target. #targetaddict 🎯

    9. When you go into the store for one thing and immediately zone out:

    Target... I go in for shampoo and $1937384738474774 later I dunno what the hell I just bought #targetproblems

    10. When you buy a bunch of things and forget the ONE thing you needed to go to Target for:

    Drove all the way to Target last night to get laundry detergent, guess what?! Forgot laundry detergent. #TargetProblems

    11. When you need a support team to make sure you don't fall into the overspending trap while there:

    A good support system is important in life. #targetproblems

    12. When you get your Target Red Card bill in the mail and realize it's basically a second mortgage:

    Lmao at my target bill this month 🙈 #targetproblems

    13. When you buy so much stuff that you feel the need to hide it from your roommates or S.O.:

    Glad no one is home to see all my Target bags... #whoops #wentoverboard #targetproblems

    14. When you're walking down the aisles and are tempted AF to buy things for the imaginary house you don't even own yet:

    The I-don't-need-that-cute-doormat-because-I-don't-have-a-front-door struggle is so real. #TargetProblems

    15. When you own so much Mossimo clothing that you get scared that the employees working at the fitting rooms are going to think you're shoplifting:

    When you're in the fitting room getting dressed & realize your whole outfit is from @Target. And you're at Target. #targetproblems #addict

    16. When you go to see if there are any items you didn't see in the store:

    Went to @Target today, but I didn't stay long enough so now I'm on #targetaddict #bae

    17. When you go in just for a return, but just ending up shopping again:

    When you return a bunch of stuff at target to save money. Then buy new stuff for almost as much as you saved. #fail #targetaddict

    18. When this happens to you year after year:

    Literally nothing has changed... #TargetAddict

    19. And finally, when this basically explains how you feel about Target:

    this is the most relatable thing I have ever seen #targetaddict

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