19 Perfect Etsy Gifts For "Golden Girls" Fans

Well, other than cheesecake.

1. "Dorothy In the Streets, Blanche In the Sheets" T-Shirt, $19.00

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Isn't this what we all aspire to be?

2. Prayer Candles Set, $50.00

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The perfect thing to light up whenever you need a little spiritual guidance.

3. Shady Pines Retirement Home Keychain, $6.00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/247465010/golden-girls-shady-pines-retirement-home?ref=market

https://www.etsy.com/listing/247465010/golden-girls-shady-pines-retirement-home?ref=market

A keychain to one of the last places you'd probably want to stay.

4. Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, and Rose Lip Balms, $16.50

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Lip balms that you can wear depending on your mood that day.

5. Birthday Card, $4.00

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The perfect birthday card to get your BFF (and cheesecake eating partner in crime).

6. Umbrella, $42.00

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Who better to protect you from dreary weather than these four ladies.

7. "Picture... It Sicily, 1922" Mug, $18.00

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Or just picture yourself enjoying a cup of coffee or tea from this.

8. Golden Grrrls (Ramones-inspired) T-Shirt, $24.00

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I think Joey Ramone would totally approve of this T-shirt.

9. "Thank You For Being a Friend" Fan Art Activity Book, $6.00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/211208134/golden-girls-fan-art-activity-book?ref=market

https://www.etsy.com/listing/211208134/golden-girls-fan-art-activity-book?ref=market

Why do The New York Times crossword puzzle when you can do a Golden Girls-themed one? Plus it comes with a coloring book.

10. Glass and Glitter Ornament, $16.00

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The only angels you need on your Christmas tree.

11. Art Nouveau Style Poster, $50.00

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If Alphonse Mucha had been alive in the 1980s, he totally would have painted this.

12. Koozies Set, $34.00

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Picking just one to keep your beer or soda cold will be the hardest part.

13. Magnet Set, $10.00

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LBH, these are the only faces you want to see when grabbing some cheesecake from the fridge.

14. "Shady Pines, Ma!" Card, $3.50

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If your mom happens to be a big Golden Girls fan, and also has a good sense of humor, then this card is made for her.

15. Makeup Bag, $12.00

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Where better to store all your fabulous makeup than in a pink VHS printed pouch featuring these fabulous four ladies.

16. Golden Girls Toilet Seat, $80

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When you need to add some royalty to the throne.

17. Hand Painted Wine Glasses, $118.00

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Perfect for sipping wine out of, while sitting out in the lanai.

18. "Thank You For Being A Friend!" Caricature T-Shirt, $20.00

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The only statement T-shirt you need.

19. Lego Figurines Set, $100

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These will have to hold you over until Lego comes out with an official Golden Girls Lego set.