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19 Life Struggles Only Disney Villains Understand

You poor unfortunate soul.

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1. Whenever there is a party, your invitation seems to have been conveniently lost in the mail.

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The king and queen invited the ENTIRE kingdom to the christening and somehow thought this wouldn't get back to you. That's just plain shady. SHADY.

2. You're constantly being humiliated, harassed, attacked, and mutilated by your tween neighbors.

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Let's be honest, you need to protect yourself from the notorious Neverland gang known as the Lost Boys.

3. You're annoyingly reminded that you're an outsider to your own family and play NO important role.

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Could really use some advice from Prince Harry on how to deal with this.

4. You have the added pressure of having to look your best at ALL times...

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How come Cinderella and Snow White get to be pretty and enchanting while in rags?

...and sometimes having to go to extreme measures to conform to society's beauty standards.

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Having to completely transform into someone else just so that the prince will find you attractive? Having to kill your stepdaughter just to be considered beautiful? These are the unfortunate choices that you must make.

5. If you don't transform, then you're forced into a life of solitude in the woods.

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Remember: ♬ You are beautiful, no matter what they say. ♬

6. And if you are naturally charming or beautiful, your ambitions are not taken seriously.

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"Oh, you're way too pretty to be evil. Leave that to the real villains."

7. You have to deal with subpar henchmen...

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Living in exile does pose the problem of being able to find better qualified help.

8. ...or really annoying ones.

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You're well aware of your mistakes; you don't need your second banana pointing them out too.

9. You're called mad, fat, old, or ill-tempered whenever you get rightfully upset that your orders were not taken seriously.

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You asked for red roses, plain and simple. Also, would they say those things if the king had reacted in the same way?

10. And you're thought of as ugly or cruel because you get upset when someone borrows your things without asking.

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I mean, you would not go around borrowing their beat-down clothes without asking first.

11. You have to deal with super-cryptic messages.

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You asked a direct question and wanted a direct answer. Not a vague clue that sounds like something from the New York Times Saturday crossword puzzle.

12. You're constantly reminded of just how amazing your sworn enemy is.

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Sometimes even your henchmen are enchanted by them! :/

13. You always have to lie about how you truly feel.

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I mean, sometimes you just need to tell it like it is!

14. Even though you've got it going on, you're still overlooked by your crush just 'cause your not an introverted prince.

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You're just as much beast as Beast. Sorry you don't have THE royal title.

15. Even when you try to help people, everyone is still suspicious of your motives.

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You're up-front about everything. People need to READ the fine print.

16. Or worse yet, sometimes your own ~family~ questions your motives.

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17. You always have your fabulous fashion-forward dreams crushed.

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They just don't get your artistic vision.

18. You're under constant stress from just trying to come up with the perfect plot.

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They really need to make villain-strength Excedrin.

19. And finally, you have a masterful resting bitchface but it always goes to waste.

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Those Goody Two-shoes just can NOT appreciate it.

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