1.Whenever there is a party, your invitation seems to have been conveniently lost in the mail.
2.You're constantly being humiliated, harassed, attacked, and mutilated by your tween neighbors.
3.You're annoyingly reminded that you're an outsider to your own family and play NO important role.
4.You have the added pressure of having to look your best at ALL times...
How come Cinderella and Snow White get to be pretty and enchanting while in rags?
...and sometimes having to go to extreme measures to conform to society's beauty standards.
Having to completely transform into someone else just so that the prince will find you attractive? Having to kill your stepdaughter just to be considered beautiful? These are the unfortunate choices that you must make.
5.If you don't transform, then you're forced into a life of solitude in the woods.
6.And if you are naturally charming or beautiful, your ambitions are not taken seriously.
7.You have to deal with subpar henchmen...
Living in exile does pose the problem of being able to find better qualified help.
8....or really annoying ones.
9.You're called mad, fat, old, or ill-tempered whenever you get rightfully upset that your orders were not taken seriously.
10.And you're thought of as ugly or cruel because you get upset when someone borrows your things without asking.
11.You have to deal with super-cryptic messages.
12.You're constantly reminded of just how amazing your sworn enemy is.
13.You always have to lie about how you truly feel.
14.Even though you've got it going on, you're still overlooked by your crush just 'cause your not an introverted prince.
15.Even when you try to help people, everyone is still suspicious of your motives.
16.Or worse yet, sometimes your own ~family~ questions your motives.
17.You always have your fabulous fashion-forward dreams crushed.
18.You're under constant stress from just trying to come up with the perfect plot.
19.And finally, you have a masterful resting bitchface but it always goes to waste.
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