1. Ronald McDonald has McSpecial gift for you: It's his dick in a box!
2. This elf can't even keep his dick in a box:
3. Yikes! It looks like poor Santa was decapitated when he crashed through the ceiling of that Target:
4. The reindeer in the back is totally feeling like a third wheel:
5. With two eyes made out of coal. And a penis made out of chocolate?
6. This angel looks happy with himself:
7. I see candles. What do you see?
8. Um. This is just sooo creepy:
9. This reindeer carousel is casting some weird shadows::
10. Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go:
11. These two are just feeling the spirit:
12. This is not the image of Santa I needed in my head:
13. Christmas ornament or a close up of Santa's sperm?
14. Is this supposed to be an ornament of Ebenezer Scrooge pushing Tiny Tim down?
15. Good grief, Snoopy looks pretty happy with himself:
16. At least Frosty is warming up his hands ahead of time:
