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17 Christmas Decorations That Will Make You Feel Like You Need To Take A Shower

Who knew Christmas had so many phallic-looking decorations?

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3. Yikes! It looks like poor Santa was decapitated when he crashed through the ceiling of that Target:

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4. The reindeer in the back is totally feeling like a third wheel:

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5. With two eyes made out of coal. And a penis made out of chocolate?

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6. This angel looks happy with himself:

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7. I see candles. What do you see?

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11. These two are just feeling the spirit:

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13. Christmas ornament or a close up of Santa's sperm?

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14. Is this supposed to be an ornament of Ebenezer Scrooge pushing Tiny Tim down?

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15. Good grief, Snoopy looks pretty happy with himself:

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17. Really, nothing says "Christmas" like teabagging Santa:

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