17 Christmas Decorations That Will Make You Feel Like You Need To Take A Shower
Who knew Christmas had so many phallic-looking decorations?
Ronald McDonald has McSpecial gift for you: It's his dick in a box!
This elf can't even keep his dick in a box:
Yikes! It looks like poor Santa was decapitated when he crashed through the ceiling of that Target:
The reindeer in the back is totally feeling like a third wheel:
With two eyes made out of coal. And a penis made out of chocolate?
This angel looks happy with himself:
I see candles. What do you see?
Um. This is just sooo creepy:
This reindeer carousel is casting some weird shadows::
Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go:
These two are just feeling the spirit:
This is not the image of Santa I needed in my head:
Christmas ornament or a close up of Santa's sperm?
Is this supposed to be an ornament of Ebenezer Scrooge pushing Tiny Tim down?
Good grief, Snoopy looks pretty happy with himself:
At least Frosty is warming up his hands ahead of time:
Really, nothing says "Christmas" like teabagging Santa:
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