18 Times Paris Hilton Committed Gloriously Bad Crimes Against Fashion
That's not hot.
The time Paris somehow convinced Nicole that they would look good in matching Canadian tuxedos.
The time she let us know that she owned the ugliest '90s chunky shoes ever made.
The time she tried to pull off a bucket hat.
The time she looked like she skinned a Wookiee.
The time looked like she was auditioning for a cameo on Toddlers & Tiaras.
The time she tried to make leopard-print jumpsuits a thing.
The time she took the rhinestone trend way too far.
The time she went for an artsy cavewoman look...
... and then taking it up a notch by wearing an actual cave painting image.
The time she wore this on her face:
The time she tried to make her sleeveless shirt look classier.
The time she threw a bunch of scarves on and called it a day.
The time she tried to channel Sandy from Grease.
The time she wore this net.
The time she looked like a background dancer at the Folies Bergère.
The time she clearly wore the losing dress from a Project Runway challenge.
The time she looked like a hostess at a The Fifth Element-themed restaurant.
And finally, the time she wore whatever the hell this is:
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF