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    18 Creepy And Awful Vintage Halloween Sewing Patterns

    If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, there's a good chance you wore one of these masterpieces.

    1. This E.T. costume that looks more like an unhappy orangutan.

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    2. Keep in mind, the Wilma Flintstone costume could also double for Lady Gaga.

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    3. Mama and Papa Berenstain in a plushies fantasy recreation of American Gothic.

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    4. Meanwhile, Brother and Sister Berenstain are preparing to eat you while you sleep...

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    5. ...and these horrifying Ewoks, look like they will join them.

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    6. These kids look like they are ready to get their ass kicked at school.

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    7. This Morticia and Gomez Addams costume is perfect for that couple that like to get frisky in front of their kids.

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    8. Speaking of getting frisky...

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    9. When your parents are just too lazy to sew you a costume.

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    10. A Tweety costume that will terrorize your dreams.

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    11. Apparently, this photo was taken in the sketchy part of Sesame Street.

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    12. Really this is just a white sheet with a face drawn on it.

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    13. Father and son Batman or shark costumes?

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    14. Kinda creepy; sexy mother and daughter Catwoman costumes.

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    15. The Halloween costume of 1999!

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    16. This little girl is ready for both Halloween and a rave.

    17. Nothing says fun like a depressed looking Gizmo costume. Also is the giant box included?

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    18. Finally, if you are that creepy family that likes to terroize the neighborhood.

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