17 Strange And Creepy Vintage New Years Cards
Who wouldn't want to receive a card featuring small children getting drunk?
1. If you've ever had an irrational fear that the Moon is watching your every move, then this is the card for you.
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2. My only real question is about the naked lady: How tiny is she?
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3. No creepy kid dressed like a Harlequin, I do not want more champagne.
4. Nope, I can't deal with that Moon man/thing.
5. So, let me get this straight: When we pass out drunk, some fairies come, take shrooms, and then make out?
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6. I heard breaking an old man's back is good luck.
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7. Even that bird wearing pants and shoes is saying WTF.
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8. Two drunk homeless men staring at a clock -- this card is just depressing.
9. The face of regret. Hallmark, please start making these for a walk of shame card collection, thanks in advance.
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10. WTF?!
11. That stork is terrifying, and looks like something straight out of Pan's Labyrinth.
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12. Who hasn't passed out drunk and woken up to a horse eating their hair?
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13. Ah! Double creep factor: Moon man/thing and angels feeding it champagne.
14. Where are their parents?!
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15. I don't know what a beetle looking at the sky has to do with New Years, but OK.
16. This potato mutant is here to wish you a horrifying New Year!
17. Yup, this is what January 1st feels like.
