1. I'm surprised her husband allowed her to drive by herself. Via sarahmbraun.com 2. God forbid you wake up with morning breath, or worse yet, without a full face of makeup. Via historybyzim.com 3. Wait, what are they advertising? Via zdnet.com 4. Ladies, remember this: Keeping a man is as easy as being a REALLY good cook. Flickr: retroarama 5. Why get her a gift she would enjoy? Via pzrservices.typepad.com 6. Forget that whole love and trust thing, it's all about how you cook! Via downtheaislenotes.blogspot.com LOL this copy. I guess every little girl grows up dreaming of serving a man! 7. I'm guessing he filed for divorce the following day. Via pinterest.com Remember successful marriages start in the kitchen. 8. Does she have horrible morning sickness? Then get her Mornidine, because your wife should be cooking you breakfast, not lying in bed sick while carrying your child! Via unfinishedman.com 9. Go ahead and spray her down with water, she's a woman and doesn't care. Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com 10. Obviously it's more important to have nicer hands than it is to be good at your job. Via bitrebels.com 11. Nothing says love like body-shaming your teenage daughter. Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com 12. Why put that extra money you saved into a savings account, when you can put it toward an undergarment that literally makes you uncomfortable all day long. Via kekasden.blogspot.com 13. This is insulting on so many levels, and, of course, she can't even get off the phone. :( Via vintagediggs.com 14. I guess nothing puts a woman in her place like a tie? Via amusingplanet.com 15. OK, this Van Heusen guy has some real serious issues. Via sarahmbraun.com 16. Women, don't forget men are better! Except at home, where we need you to cook or else we would literally starve to death. Via reddit.com 17. OMFG! Lady leave this man ASAP. Via 2spare.com And pull a Bernie Harris from Waiting to Exhale and burn all of his shit on your way out.