1. It's still an accomplishment!

2. But really, who needs brains when you've got looks?

3. On the plus side, she now qualifies for a reality show on MTV:

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4. 'Cause if you liked it three years ago, then you should have put a ring on it (BY NOW):

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5. Something tells me that Jason will be reminded of this for a long, long time:

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6. I wonder if this cookie cake is from Jason?

7. I hope they served this cake with a Metamucil-based cocktail:

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8. It's good to feel loved:

10. It's the "thought" that counts:

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11. I take it this is a shotgun wedding:

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Also, congrats on expecting a baby boy — I assume.
12. Don't we all?

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13. I don't know, this sounds like a pretty healthy relationship to me:

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It's all about honesty.
14. Nothing like calling someone out on being "sucky" than with a sucky cake:

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15. Some parents just have really HIGH exceptions...

16. ... and some parents don't:

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17. All that sweet frosting will make this bitter pill easier to swallow:

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