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17 Kinda Low-Key Shady Things Early-'00s Teens Did

"Mom, I don't know why the guy at Circuit City told you the computer got a virus from downloading music. I don't even know how to do that!" —You, circa 2003

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1. Writing a very vague and slightly dramatic away message on AIM so that your friends would call you.

"Oh my god, I was just calling to say hi. Is everything OK?"
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"Oh my god, I was just calling to say hi. Is everything OK?"

2. Having an older sibling or friend buy you an A&F Quarterly and then having to hide it in your room like it was porn.

Okay, so it was a bit like softcore porn. But you just wanted to show off to your friends how cool you were 'cause you owned copies of it.
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Okay, so it was a bit like softcore porn. But you just wanted to show off to your friends how cool you were 'cause you owned copies of it.

3. Going out and borrowing your parent's cell phone (usually the oh-so-cool flip phone), and trying to pass it off as your own.

"Yeah, I never have it with me since my parents don't let me bring it to school."
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"Yeah, I never have it with me since my parents don't let me bring it to school."

4. Lying to your parents about why the computer broke down, even though you knew it was all the viruses you got from downloading music off LimeWire.

"I swear, I don't know what happened! I only do homework and play The Sims on it."
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"I swear, I don't know what happened! I only do homework and play The Sims on it."

5. Getting into a fight with a friend and then going home and taking them off your Myspace Top 8, so that EVERYONE knew you two were fighting.

Being the first one to remove the other was such a POWER MOVE.
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Being the first one to remove the other was such a POWER MOVE.

6. Lying on your Myspace surveys just to make yourself look cooler.

"Favorite Album: OK Computer by Radiohead." **has never heard a Radiohead song**
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"Favorite Album: OK Computer by Radiohead." **has never heard a Radiohead song**

7. Stealing your friend's Myspace profile song and acting like you had it first.

Or worse yet, stealing a Myspace artist discovery from them and claiming you were into them WAY before your friend.
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Or worse yet, stealing a Myspace artist discovery from them and claiming you were into them WAY before your friend.

8. Buying white earbuds so that it looked like you owned an iPod.

** tries to hide giant portable CD player in jacket **
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** tries to hide giant portable CD player in jacket **

9. Getting a fake, but still sorta pricey, Takashi Murakami Louis Vuitton bag and passing it off as a real one.

"No, it's real! My grandparents got it for me...I know, they spoil me."
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"No, it's real! My grandparents got it for me...I know, they spoil me."

10. Buying a bunch of fake Von Dutch trucker hats.

"Yeah, I know...my grandparents sent me a few. I don't even know how they knew to get them for me."
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"Yeah, I know...my grandparents sent me a few. I don't even know how they knew to get them for me."

11. Writing up fake things that happened to you at the mall on Xanga.

"So, I was shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch when like, randomly, three different employees told me I should work there."
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"So, I was shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch when like, randomly, three different employees told me I should work there."

12. Finding someone from school’s LiveJournal and secretly reading all of their entries, and then keeping tabs on them.

Especially if it was a crush's account!
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Especially if it was a crush's account!

13. Buying Designer Imposters perfumes and just telling people you owned the original if they asked what you were wearing.

"Yup, it's Clinique's Happy. TBH, l love it, but like everyone is wearing it so I can't make it my signature scent."
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"Yup, it's Clinique's Happy. TBH, l love it, but like everyone is wearing it so I can't make it my signature scent."

14. Going into chat rooms and lying to people about every detail of your life.

You were sorta catfishing before there was a term for it.
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You were sorta catfishing before there was a term for it.

15. Downloading and printing entire album covers (to the albums you burned copies of or got off LimeWire) so that it looked like you owned the album.

UMG
UMG

TBH, the end result (even from far away) always looked bootleg and it just wasted all your printer ink.

16. Buying Abercrombie & Fitch clothing at Marshall's or T.J. Maxx and telling everyone you got it at an actual A&F store.

**hides back jean tag with giant belt so that no one can tell it's been torn off **
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**hides back jean tag with giant belt so that no one can tell it's been torn off **

17. And finally, rocking a Livestrong bracelet and pretending you totally knew what it was for.

Really, you just wore it 'cause everyone else did.
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Really, you just wore it 'cause everyone else did.

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