1. Probably the best way to end a really bad date quickly:
2. Do it while wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt just to be extra sure you'll scare people away:
3. You do run the risk of making physical contact with someone if they sit on you:
4. If you're feeling like trying some serious Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-level shit:
5. I mean, unless they're into this type of stuff:
6. And on the plus side, you save money on tissue:
7. Nothing will get you kicked out of a boring work function quicker:
#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople become a inappropriate mime
8. Crazy cat person sweater optional:
9. Note: This won't work as a way to avoid middle schoolers:
10. Open an Etsy store for an EXTRA dash of authenticity:
11. Great for winter time since it'll keep your face warm as well:
12. It'll keep you busy while you're not talking to people:
13. LBH, the giant monkey sock penis will probably be the bigger deterrent for people:
14. Really any cereal will do:
15. Plus it'll keep you company if you DO feel the need to talk to somebody:
16. And finally, this tried–and–true method:
Become invisible during breakfast time. #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople