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    12 Ridiculous DOs And DONT's Dating Tips From "How To Succeed With Brunettes"

    In 1967, the government produced a film that would teach naval officers how to behave around women. My question is why did they even make this film in the first place?

    WARNING: Advice may not work on blondes.

    1. Do:

    Be on time. A good-looking girl isn’t going to wait around too long for anybody, remember there are too many young men on the prowl.

    2. Do:

    Always hold her coat at the right height (that’s being thoughtful).

    3. Do:

    Be careful with her hair when putting on her coat. Seriously though, don't mess with the hair.

    4. Don't:

    Just grab her by the arm and steer her toward your car.

    5. Do:

    Open doors. Remember opening doors offers an excellent opportunity to show your respect for the ladies.

    6. Do:

    Always help a lady take off of her coat (she expects it).

    7. Do:

    It's always ladies first, remember it’s to make things easier for them (because their dainty).

    8. Do:

    Always allow her to decide where to sit (this will make her feel important).

    9. Don't:

    Chew with your mouth open.

    10. Don't:

    Shake a lady's hand unless she offers. If so, then be gentle, shake it briefly, firm, but not crushing (remember they are dainty).

    11. Don't:

    Show affection in public, only slutty girls like being hugged in public.

    12. Do:

    Always show respect for your date and her reputation. Remember nobody likes a slutty girl.

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    What a '60s redhead thinks of all of this: