WARNING: Advice may not work on blondes.
1. Do:
Be on time. A good-looking girl isn’t going to wait around too long for anybody, remember there are too many young men on the prowl.
2. Do:
Always hold her coat at the right height (that’s being thoughtful).
3. Do:
Be careful with her hair when putting on her coat. Seriously though, don't mess with the hair.
4. Don't:
Just grab her by the arm and steer her toward your car.
5. Do:
Open doors. Remember opening doors offers an excellent opportunity to show your respect for the ladies.
6. Do:
Always help a lady take off of her coat (she expects it).
7. Do:
It's always ladies first, remember it’s to make things easier for them (because their dainty).
8. Do:
Always allow her to decide where to sit (this will make her feel important).
9. Don't:
Chew with your mouth open.
10. Don't:
Shake a lady's hand unless she offers. If so, then be gentle, shake it briefly, firm, but not crushing (remember they are dainty).
11. Don't:
Show affection in public, only slutty girls like being hugged in public.
12. Do:
Always show respect for your date and her reputation. Remember nobody likes a slutty girl.
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