WARNING: Advice may not work on blondes.
Be on time. A good-looking girl isn’t going to wait around too long for anybody, remember there are too many young men on the prowl.
Always hold her coat at the right height (that’s being thoughtful).
Be careful with her hair when putting on her coat. Seriously though, don’t mess with the hair.
Just grab her by the arm and steer her toward your car.
Open doors. Remember opening doors offers an excellent opportunity to show your respect for the ladies.
Always help a lady take off of her coat (she expects it).
It’s always ladies first, remember it’s to make things easier for them (because their dainty).
Always allow her to decide where to sit (this will make her feel important).
Chew with your mouth open.
Shake a lady’s hand unless she offers. If so, then be gentle, shake it briefly, firm, but not crushing (remember they are dainty).
Show affection in public, only slutty girls like being hugged in public.
Always show respect for your date and her reputation. Remember nobody likes a slutty girl.
How To Succeed With Brunettes:
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