2. You have an irrational hate toward Mondays.
3. And life in general.
4. You’ve had an uncomfortable sex dream about a co-worker.
5. You’re most productive when you’re not at work.
8. And destroying company property.
11. You’re tempted to see just how honest you can be at a performance evaluation.
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- President Donald Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
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