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11 Sex Toy Stories That Will Make You Cringe

"My grandpa found my anal beads...I nearly died." Confessions courtesy of Whisper.

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1. A good reminder that it's sometimes worth paying the fee and checking in your luggage:

2. LBH, old people love to do puzzles:

3. They don't call it a joystick for nothing:

4. Also, anointing oils make good lube in a pinch:

5. Not worse than a hair clog, TBH:

6. Was the lamp turned off at least?

7. On the plus side, at least he didn't bury it in the backyard:

8. Hopefully they tipped well after this:

9. To be fair, unloading the dishwasher is a pain in the ass:

10. This must be one POPULAR gas station mens restroom:

11. Still less painful than having to call Comcast's customer service: