Rewind·Posted on Feb 14, 201411 Funny and Weird '90s-Themed Valentine's Day CardsHave no fear, Someecards has the perfect Valentine's Day card for that weird '90s kid in your life.by Brian GalindoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. #NEVERFORGET Via someecards.com 2. But only if you're into the same kinky AOL Chat rooms as me: Via someecards.com 3. But can you introduce me to Justin Timberlake? Via someecards.com 4. I'm sure someone out there has slap bracelet fetish. Via someecards.com 5. Perfect for the ice queen in your life. Via someecards.com 6. Is this a subtle way to infer that your Valentine is whore? Via someecards.com 7. This should really say: "Your love is like annoying TV commercial, I can't get away from it." Via someecards.com 8. Gross: Via someecards.com 9. This card totally justifies your attraction to Captain Planet. Via someecards.com 10. "If our love doesn't fit, you must call it quits." Via someecards.com 11. Love really is like a stain on a Gap dress. Via someecards.com Check out more cards at Someecards.