10 One-Star Amazon Reviews Of Great American Films

    These days, everybody's a critic. See what the discerning critics of Amazon have to say about AFI’s "Top Ten Greatest Movies of All Time."

    1. Citizen Kane, “Almost as bad… as Annie Hall.”

    2. The Godfather, “The only good thing about this film is the music.”

    3. Casablanca, “Corrupt movie used by seducing spirits (demons) to lead the world to hell.”

    4. Raging Bull, “I found it very amateurish… sunk with the weight of its own pretensions.”

    5. Singin' in the Rain, “This must be the biggest conspiracy of all time… the plot is cheesy and uninteresting.”

    6. Gone With the Wind, “The acting was terrible and the plot ridiculous.”

    7. Lawrence of Arabia, “WERE THERE NO OTHER MOTION PICTURES MADE IN 1962? HOW ON EARTH THIS WON BEST PICTURE IS BEYOND ME.”

    8. Schindler's List, “Anyone who makes a feel good movie about the Holocaust is a total crackpot.”

    9. Vertigo, “Trite, hackneyed, banal – I could go on and on. I hardly blame Ms. Hedren, and I cry for Jimmy Stewart.” [For the record, I wouldn’t blame Tippi Hedren either, because she wasn’t in the movie.]

    10. The Wizard of Oz, “The only reason to watch The Wizard of Oz is if you’re playing Dark Side of the Moon at the same time.”