The Greatest Voicemail in the History of Mankind

A set of voice mails left by the craziest “smooth talker” of all time, presented without comment. They’re that incredible.

[Jack’s Note: Listen and learn. This is how you pick up ladies. Such confidence, charm, and panache. It’s worth memorizing.]

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