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    Six-Word Reviews of All 1,302 SXSW Mp3s

    The South by Southwest (SXSW) music festival began yesterday and in preparation for this annual and much-anticipated event, more than 1000 bands posted MP3s. Writer and commentator Paul Ford listened to them all. And rated them. And reviewed them. All. In exactly six words. Wow.