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    Man Impales Balls On Fence, Saved By Obamacare

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    Brian Cassidy
    by Brian Cassidy

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    I Was Impaled By A Fence

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    "I heard the fabric of my jeans tear, and felt a pinch, but figured I had avoided the worst. After a few minutes of planning, and a few more tears and pinches, I finally clambered down off the fence. Success! My thighs felt a little damp, so I opened my pants. It looked like a David Cronenberg movie in there..."

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