Earlier this year a homeless man cat called me on the street and said "hey beautiful." I had headphones in and kept walking. He then followed me for a block shouting "Fuck you you fat bitch!" until I went into the subway station.
One Easter my parents were going to have dinner at my grandparents house. This left me and all my college friends free roam of my house. We had just sat down in the living room with a freshly packed bong, ready to get high and go find the candy filled easter eggs my mother had hid…Â
actually, the song Ironic IS ironic. since the song is called ironic, and nothing in it is ironic (the opposite of what you would expect), this actually makes the song ironic.
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