In honor of Tony Kornheiser accidentally using a four-letter slang term for a woman's special area on television last week, here's a quick collection of the Worldwide Leader's most prominent innuendoes and profanities of the last half-decade or so. (NSFW — language.)
You know, this starts off pretty silly, but then it kind of becomes a hypnotic, provocative meta-statement on the differences between real life and the media's stylized version thereof — they get so embarrassed and terrified the second someone says a word they probably hear off-camera ten times a day! If anyone reading this is looking for a college thesis topic, consider it.
SPECIAL BONUS VIDEO WHICH MUST BE ADDED TO ANY POST ABOUT BIZARRE BROADCASTING GAFFES:
Just keep on keepin' on...keep on truckin'...keep on f***ing that chicken.