1. Family first.
2. Sometimes it's the small things that matter most.
3. Never, never, give up on your dreams. Never. But it is all right to be scared, just a little.
4. That sometimes, it's best to expect the unexpected.
5. Rock always beats scissors.
6. There is always money in the Banana Stand.
7. It's okay to say 'No'.
8. It's fine to be dramatic sometimes.
9. Gene Parmesan is the best private investigator.
10. A little friendly competition never hurt anyone.
11. Respect personal space.
12. Mexico really isn't that far away.
13. Always leave a note.
14. Don't trust the Corn Baller.
15. You're going to get some hop-ons.
16. And finally, it's okay to admit you're wrong sometimes.
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