FACT: I am pretty cool, you know.
FACT: I am also pretty HOT. Like when you first take a pizza pop out of the wicrowave. Not the first time when you have to flip it over, the second time, when one of the side is popped open and molten 'pizza' goo has all leaked out and kinda dried out on the plate and doesn't come off so easy.
FACT:To survive, I must eat the frostbitten finger from a hobo once a year. Ironically I choose to do it on March 31st: National Hobo Day.
FACT: I love you, but that doesn't mean you gotta be all wierd about it. Agreed?