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17 Most Iconic Quotes From Breaking Bad

Yo, you better incorporate these one-liners into daily life. Re-live all of these glorious quips with Breaking Bad: The Complete Series, available on DVD and Blu-Ray June 3!

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When to use: when expressing disbelief in the vocational endeavors of any friends or acquaintances, regardless of whether or not it involves meth.

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When to use: when introducing yourself to youths.

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When to use: any time you have annoying houseguests over.

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When to use: when quitting your job in a rage, or when dealing with someone with infuriating eyebrows.

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When to use: right before lying down in piles of luxurious goods, whether it be 2000 TC Egyptian Cotton, or stacks of laundered drug money.

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When to use: when proposing solutions to any pressing problem.

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When to use: when observing solutions to any pressing problem.

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When to use: when any goddamn plebeians mistake your prized collection for "rocks."

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When to use: after you've given yourself a new pseudonym or complicated new nickname.

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When to use: in place of "see you later!"

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When to use: at random; it will be effective at any time, any place.

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When to use: when playing intense video games — avoid use in real life.

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When to use: when facing confrontation over anything sinful.

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When to use: when dispensing motivational advice to your peers.

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When to use: when asking for a raise or promotion from your boss.

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When to use: when offering sage wisdom to anyone less experienced than you.

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When to use: every morning.
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When to use: every morning.

Breaking Bad: The Complete Series, out on DVD and Blu-Ray June 3.

When to use: Any time you want to re-live the moments above.

When to use: Any time you want to re-live the moments above.