1. Dry bars were inspired by your natural ability to have flawless locks.
2. You have to carve out time on Friday nights to “OK” your friends’ outfits before going out.
3. You’ve been asked how you take such perfect selfies. You tell them, “You either have it or you don’t”
4. "Fancy" was written for you, about you, inspired by you.
5. You don’t sweat. Ew.
6. You've gotten used to the staring. You can't fault your onlookers.
7. You have a Facebook fan page and have no idea who created it.
8. You’d rather call in sick than go into work with chipped nails.
9. You’re UberLUX’s best customer.
10. Your shortest heels are five inches. Flats are unacceptable unless cleared by you.
11. Your shoe collection belongs in a museum, tbh.
12. You have around 23 pillows on your bed, each with a specific placement of its own.
13. You can part a crowd on a busy street like Moses.
14. Hostess with the mostess is an understatement. Your drinks and hors d’oeuvres are tops.
